Australia: Best Country in the World

Australia, indisuptably the best country that could ever form. The sheer patriotism that Aussies have is truly imacculate. However, some people believe that Australia is not the greatest country, but instead think it is of poor quality! These blasphemous ideas has shamed true blue Aussies for too long, and it is time that we rise up, and unite against the common enemy!

For denizens of the internet that have no idea of the existence of these Australia-haters, I have provided examples of heretical texts written by Australia nay-sayers, and with the intent of only harming this great country. However, Don't miscontrue, I am not endorsing the terrible texts below!